SkinnerBox's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[BEEBO Part 10]

Why can't fuckers get this?

If this were intended to be graphically impressive, it would be. That would look completely retarded in the context of this storyline. The characters wouldn't be funny, the situations wouldn't be funny, it'd just be a 'properly drawn' piece of shit.
God damn I love this series. I just watched the whole thing and gave them all 5's just because every single one of them made me laugh my ass off.

[Promenade the Puzzle]

'Summaries' are kind of dumb.

As far as your skill in the medium, and the craftsmanship is concerned, the work was basically on par, I like the quality of the smoke rings. You executed that well. The implied sexuality spoke well to your content, which I assume from flashes of the demonic representation of the lover's face and the coughing was both the positive and negative, and ultimately negative similarities between love and nicotine. The images you selected seemed to suggest a pagan ritual. The room, the cigarette, the pendant, the ghostlike appearance of the main character and the apparition all seemed to be well thought out and directed toward a ritualistic overtone. The imagery was approaching redundant. no image was shown just once. Overall, it was somewhat confusing. I'm not quite sure if what I got from it was what you intended. The main problems I have are the apparent lack of an implied stance of smoking in general and the conclusion. Also, the music should have been much more appropriate. I'd suggest Mr. Bungle's 'Pink cigarette'. Please tell me if I'm anywhere close.

[Adolf Hitler:CAI493+D 082]

Umm

MSI is cool. The rest of the music was reasonably close to OK, but nothing happens. Nothing but a pokemon Hitler in a random factory pops up. This certainlt isn't frontpage material. Make something happen other than a static image.

AfroUnderscoreStud responds:

This is too good for the frontpage.

[SsjToasterClock's new sig]

um.

Why would the shadows be moving?

[Goth Lyfe 14: Spear2the<3]

Wow.

I can't believe somebody actually said "goths don't act like that."
You were right. You really did need a disclaimer.
Also, while I'm at it, I'm watching all of these and they're really funny. Since cutting makes you emo, watching these made me goth. I'd like them if goths were allowed to like things.

[The Truth Of It All]

I'm pissed.

My favorite band is skinny puppy and that by no means did them justice. That didn't have anything to do with the song, it wasn't funny. It wasn't impressive. The audio quality was like listening to it on broken headphones from across a noisy room. The idea of those stages of life is as overused and cliche as the squirrel thing. This flash not only has nothing to say, but it isn't even entertaining. Basically, this is a trash. I blam this with all of my power. You fail epically. I scratched my head for a full minute whilst trying to think of one good point about this flash. Apparently I'm not observant enough to find even one. My constructive criticism is to take this down and put more effort into every single element of anythnig else you ever do. Ever. </rant>

[MDay : Milano Wants You !]

Damn

That was some epic shit. Im'ma go watch the rest. Maybe by the end, I'll know what the fuck's going on. Maybe not. Either way, fucking awesome job.